Granny and numbers

8752 days, the same chair, desk and typewriter.
42 times on the 1st May she handed flowers and a bottle of champagne to the president, who was changed every four years.
18 times was on sick leave and suffered remarks from the Deputy Mayor
3 times she got the clock with the carved number of a decade of working years, the fourth decade was marked by voucher for edible oil.
24 copies of Parker pens she receivede for being a worker who was never absent.
Once she is been drawn on the international lottery a seven-day family trip to Barcelona, but the former president had accidentally an exigent meeting just in tese days, in that city... for days he sent flowers to her, with a letter with explanation that it would be the best for the local budget if she cedes his plane tickets and 5 stars hotel-voucher.
4 times her office had been whitewashed.
8 times she used the collective holiday.
Yesterday was the first time in her work-period when she came smiling to work and went home too.
Today she is the saddest person in the municipality's building.
The Government extended the working period for women to another 5 years.  
- 14752 dan, ista stolica, sto i pisaća mašina.- 42 puta je za 1.maj predala cveće i bocu ša-
mpanjca predsedniku, koji se svake četvrte godine menjao.- 18 puta je bila na bolovanju i gutala knedle trpeći prigovore opštinskog sekretara.- 3 puta je dobila sat sa urezanim dekadnim brojem radnih godina, cetvrta dekada je obeležena bonom za jestivo ulje: koliko godina toliko litara.- 24 kopija parker-penkala dobila je kao radnik bez izostanaka.- Jedanput je u internoj lutriji izvukla porodično sedmodnevno putovanje za Barselonu ali je tadašnji predsednik slučajno imao neodloživ sastanak baš u tom gradu i danima joj je slao cveće sa pismom da je najbolje za lokalni budžet ako ona ustupi avionske karte i vaučer u hotelu od 5 zvezdica.- 4 puta su joj okrečili kancelariju.- 8 puta je bila na listi za kolektivni odmor.- 2 puta je bila na kolektivni odmor.
Juče je prvi put u svom radnom veku došla i otišla nasmejana sa posla. Ispunila je uslov za penziju.
Danas je najtužnija i najćutljivija. Ministar je produžio radni vek žena za još 5 godina.